We have recently learnt Apple is adding The Beatles to iTunes… Good for them! No matter whether Google or Amazon were after the same deal, the UK band goes to Apple.
Easy to say that Apple’s taking The Long and Winding Road… but we prefer to think it is their competition who are going to have some difficulties on the road, and it is for them that the road might be really long and winding.
However long or winding it still looks as well, in our opinion, more like the yellow brick road. And if we think yellow brick roads, we couldn’t avoid thinking of Dorothy, could we?
So here we have Dorothy starting her way on the yellow brick road trying to figure out how to succeed with her smartphone.
First she gets a call from the Scarecrow, who asks her some help to add some brains to his berry-like smartphone… Willing to learn from his experience, Dorothy asks him to join her in her quest for success in the smartphone market.
A short while after, she gets a call from the Lion with no courage. “Hey, Dorothy, need some help here… Got the muscles and the fangs, but I am really afraid of getting out there… Maybe next year if I make it for WebOS 2.0?” So Dorothy invites him as well to join her and the berryphone Scarecrow in their quest for success in the smartphone market.
Later on they find the Tin-Man lacking of heart… “Oh, what a nice android”, they say. “Come join us to look for success in the smartphone market”. The Tin-Man replied: “Indeed I need help: So many versions I have, and so many handset makers I need to support, I do not really know where my heart is, if I have any”.
And so the little group went on looking for success in the smartphone market…
“We’re off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Phones, because, because, because, because, becaaaaaaauuuuuuse… because of the magical things he does”…
And they indeed found the Wizard… in a black turtleneck and old jeans, wearing round glasses.
Up to the reader, by the way, to think who Dorothy is… (hint: sweats a lot!)
"Sweats a lot" or "Swears a lot"?
ReplyDeleteHi, Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteWe think we did not make a typo mistake here, and we did mean "sweat", with a "T", as in "transpiration". But your comment isn't nonsense at all, as it would be easy to imagine swearing at the same time as sweating for "Dorothy". :-)
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